Lost - season 6 premiere - LA X

A jumble of thoughts: (and a bit spoilery) (and not in chronological — of the 2 hrs — order)

• WTF
• WTF WTF WTF WTF
• They’re on the plane again! Is that Jack as it should have happened minus the crash or is that Jack hallucinating?
• (I should have started this when I was watching, not when I started watching Teen Mom afterwards)
• Bernard came back from the bathroom..
• And Kate’s up in a tree… Why is she in a tree and where is everyone else?
• Where did Miles come from?
• (Crap, this can’t be a good sign.. that’s way more questions than I have answers so far)
• Yay! back to 2007..8?..9? it IS 2007 — right?
• Now, which hatch is that?
• OMG Juliet! (she’s probably gonna die… ) (oh look, I was right.) (SAD)
• Jacob! Hurley really does see dead people. Is Jacob going to come back? Or is Sayid going to be the next Jacob? And how the heck does this fit in with the Others? Or the Other Others?
• And aww. All the Oceanic 6 that came back (minus Aaron)… still connected with each other in some way.
• ARZT. God, he’s really annoying.
• NEIL. God, he’s really annoying.
• When did they film this? Back in the beginning when they were still filming the pilot?
• My god, the guy who plays Locke is AMAZING. He deserves a… what’s it called.. Emmy. Golden Globe? I don’t know the difference between these things.
• What worked? How did it work? How did she know it worked?!
• There was a whole lot of OMGWTF in the LAX airport…
• Do the temple others know about the Others… and if Ben didn’t know then.. um.
• What’s the difference if the water isn’t clear?
• And holy smokes (haha), not-Locke is Smokey so when was the ash broken so he could get out? Was it a Oceanic 815 piece?

Crap. I give up. I should have taken notes .. or tried to… oh I’ll figure this out somehow.

Far more coherent blurb here: Lost and Gone Forever (as in Lost, TV show, not Guster album)